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Energy crisis fuels fear

The energy company 'Cartel' issued a warning today in a report released from the private annual meeting entitled 'They think we're running out...ha ha!'

Concerns were raised in a report on the level of resources needed to make 'energy production' a viable sustaining product for the super-rich owners of modern infrastructure. Profits were said to be down as much as 0.001% to a record low of 600%.

Several solutions were drafted, such as fear-based behavioral economics. "Keeping energy prices high via terror, war & instability increases our profits." it said, going on to assert..."...if we are running out of oil & gas...then why are we building a massive global pipeline & production infrastructure?" and adding, "... if the consumer ever figures this out we're done for...so keep it zipped...ok?!"