Public 'clueless' after Terror Attack
Members of the general public were said today to be completely in the dark after several 'terror' incidents in 'Major City'.
4 major explosions hit the capital...leaving hundreds broken, untaxable or unemployable.
The consumer's statutory rights were not affected.
4 'terrorists' were named and identified in a CCTV image taken from footage gathered 33 miles away from the scene of the attacks. Police have released a statement confirming that identity papers of all the 'terrorists' were found at every incident scene.
Prime Minister Tinny Blah made a brief statement while on his way to take a much needed holiday in Bermuda,
"The rules of the game have changed..." he said..."...there is no need for any public enquiry."
