War on 'Tourism' continues

Anyone suspected of being a 'Tourist' could be subject to the death penalty, it was announced today. Yesterday a 'Tourist-level' consumer was rendered untaxable apparently trying to board a Tube Train in London.

Police could not confirm or deny anything. NewsMedia would not verify anything, but continued to report on events without any credible eye-witnesses.

Police chief Sir Iain Blah commented at a hastily convened News-brief, "er...'Tourist' & 'Terrorist' sound quite similar, don't they?" adding "...this means, I think, that we're finally closing in on them..."