cheer up paul!
(Based on a true story!)
1
when i was a little boy
i had an action man doll
we used to burn his hair off
and dad chucked me tank down the hall!
chorus
cheer up paul
don't be so miserable
don't be so glum
just smile and be on your way
cheer up paul
cheer up paul
cheer up paul
2
then me and my little bro
got caught nicking mars bars at tescos
when the bloke from the meat counter chased us
we pegged it as fast as we could...
chorus
cheer up paul
ain't all that bad
cheer up paul
just laugh and observe the day
cheer up paul
cheer up paul
cheer up paul
3
as we pegged it and caught our breath
U hid in the bush till it cleared
but he caught us
and dad went bananas
we never did that again!