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Captain  Wardrobe is a silly old fart who went to art school years ago took lots of funny substances which made his brain fizz  & then dropped out of normal society and lived on state benefits that would have absolutley been spunked away on nasty things like weapons & things that hurt people. Making the decision that LIFE IS ART, he continues to see how far this will all go, so that he would not be like people wasting their lives being docile & a bit dopey acting normal because they are scared of not fitting into a slavery system built from the subjegation of billions of humans throughout history, or god complexed power cunts who think they own Planet Earth & like all bad middle management with a grudge, who bully & boss around the rest of us poor fuckers having to try & survive on it. Those people have made the world how it is today...not good is it? He makes stuff & then gives it away for gratis on this little website...like a total fucking idiot! </marquee>

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