Born in the flavellas on the slopes of Western Dunstable, Dubby Narwhal had an unremarkable middle class upbringing. It wasn't until 1985 when he accidentally sank the Rainbow Warrior during a particularly energetic game of Pooh Sticks that he took to the oceans and swam with Narwhals. Whilst creating beautiful whale song with his sperm whale lover he was cruelly plucked from the Mediterranean Sea by pirates and thrown onto the shores of Northern Cyprus. Naturally a furtive and shy creature, he can be rarely spotted but with enough patience and guile… and if you are lucky you might find him in his natural habitat of beaches and bars along the North coast of Cyprus.